Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Question of the day.

Q: Why do men still respect the guy who fuck the hoe,but have no respect for the hoe who fucked the guys?

Maxx: That's a good one, and happends a little bit too often. If you know that the person you are having sex with is a hoe, that makes you just as much a hoe as them in my eyes. As for why men respect or give props to other men who "take down" a hoe is something I don't understand. I think its because a guy is looked at as "cool" depending on the amount of girls he has sex with,hoes or not. If a guy has sex w|3 girls in a week he's like a champ and has a pizza party for it lol. Guys start looking up to you. A female can do the same thing and everyone is like "Shes nasty, she has no self-respect, I seen her on BET uncut lol." A girl is considered a slut if she's having plenty of sexual encounters. Maybe because a lady's vigina will get loose plays a part in it. A guy can be a hoe and you won't see any lose skin on the private part lol. Nobody wants a pussy that looks like a popped balloon, and noone wants a dick that has to retire before your 30 lol. So stop being a hoe, start charging :) lol jp. Have some pride.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Are you fur'real?

Just a brief thought on these fur boots I've been seeing lately. I think it is the uggggliest trend ever! There is nothing sexy about a girl that looks like she stole the Charmin bears legs and wore em out =/ . Yeah, maybe they are warm, but so are the ones w|the fur on the inside. And if the fur isn't enough, they always wear them w|a matching fur vest ='( , makes my heart hurt. So the nxt time your in the store and you see the fur outfit, leave it, call PETA, and exit plz.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Weave all seen em'

Now... for thoes who know me, know how I talk about girls w|weaves. Not that there's anything bad about them, but for the most part, a majority of the ones I see are horrible. The girls w|the most ragedy weaves are always the ones talking shit about other peoples hair are really trying to get people to notice theirs. Why? I have no clue. If you have a nice weave, il compliment you, but if yer weave looks like you clean your car w| it -__- I will say something lol Your weave should NOT:

1) look real stiff, like its flexing (looking all angry)

2) make sound when you move, like you're opening a bag of chips

3) smell (any hair, real/fake/imaginary lol

4) look like you've had it since Michael Jordan retired =

5) still have a tag on it (3 of $1

6) make you look like you've been doing headstands on it since 3am

7) look like it was done in prison during a riot =/