you can take a girl out the ghetto, but her weave will still have that swapmeet tag =/

Sorry for the delay people, I've been very busy trying to get my gaurd card and other job-related things this past week. While on my way home from class I was on the bus and I stumbled across something horrible *recovers from fall*, *takes puff from inhaler*, this girl had a multi-colored weave(picture above). She looked like a bag of holloween candy =/. When she got on the bus looking like a tropical hoodrat smh. I just want to know if she really thinks that is trendy, and what her motive was. She was complaining about not getting hired. How do you expect people to take you serious when you look like an a life sized skittle bag? Just because you have a 3rd of the universes color in your head doesn't mean its goin to match w|your outfit =/. I'm really mad at her for that lol. If you want people to at least "think" your serious about a job, you should look like it. Maybe she didn't have much guidance as a kid or whatever it is. She needs to change up her look, at least for an interview. I could see if she had an interview for willy wonkas chocholate factory but sheeeesh. Ima just pray for her.

Question of the day.

Q: Why is it that when a guy is interested in a girl she becomes an "ugly bitch" when the feeling isn't mutual? (& vice-versa)

Maxx: Its not that the person is ugly all of a sudden, Its just a matter of how some people shield themselves from rejection. Getting turned down is natural,as emarassing as it is, everyone isn't going to like you back. If your like "she's ugly anyway" at least you can feel a little better lol. That's not a good thing to me, that just means you have taste for unattractive people =/. When or if you get denied just shrug it off. No need for name calling, that's immature and a waste of oxygen. There are asthmatics dying for that air lol. What I do to protect my pride is simple, i only approach girls on April 1st. That way, if they crush my self-esteem I can say "April Fools!" Lmao or  get at em' on the internet, so you can block em lol jp. To sum it all up, don't take everything to heart. And to the pretty girls lowering our self-esteem, just try and be sensitive to other peoples feelings, because when we make it we're going to laugh at you when your prego @ 27 w| a deadbeat baby daddy and still on twitter looking for the afterparties lol.

Cute picture scandal

Okay, this has really been bugging me; Ugly girls that make themselves look wayyyy better than they actually are. There's nothing wrong with making your pics look a little better, but when you go from looking like Harriet Tubman to Meagan Good, there's a problem. If your ugly, be proud and ugly. When I run into these scam artists I ask for an un-edited picture, and most of the time they look like fruit bats. This picture scandal dates all the way back to the myspace era lol. If you have myspace experience than you can't spot em out. They'll usually have the following:

1.) extreme flash (like they're at a light bulb convention)

2.) An extra small picture (when you see the full pic you get hickups =/ )

3.) The blur effect, which is dumb, you juss look like an ugly girl in the fog. Doesn't help

4.) Greyscale or black&white, (sign of bad skin.)(picture may vary) lmao

5.) All types of gliter graffics and words (looking like lil waynes jewlery box )

6.) Moving objects/text on the pic "Baddest Bitch" -__- (nothing is gonna avert my eyes away from that baby dragon face)

7.) The famous "Side Shot" with just eyebrows and forehead (like okay, she got cute cheek bones -__- )

8.) Or all of their pics are from the neck up. (Prolly cause the got a hummer body =/)

All of these pictures need a caution sign. If you spot any of the following above, please close your browser before its too late! Or youre going to end up flirting with some random girl that looks like she belong in a pokeball or rachet training camp.
(aslo check out http://thekillertruth.com)

Times have changed.

So I'm sitting here at McDonalds right now and some guy is getting"roasted" because he has on baggy jeans lol. Its funny because everyone in here talking were in baggy jeans 4 years ago. I used to wear skinny jeans but I'm past that trend now, going back to my straight leg, & 501 levi's jeans. Unless I'm in my cargo shorts When you wear skinnys your always considered a "NewBoy" by people who aren't from cali, espesially New York people lol. How are you going to talk about skinny jeans and your in a forever 21 line to by some ugg boots -_-. That really grinds my gears lol. Just because you wear skinny jeans don't mean you jerk/wear bright colors/ect Even though I was pro-skinny jean I think that era is over lol. Time to grow up. Baggy jeans are over as well in my opinion, It just looks ridiculous when your pants cover your shoes lol. Even if your a "thug" you should stop. That's why your ass is always getting caught up with the police. You just look like your up to no good lol. Your jean pockets shouldn't be able to carry a gallon of milk or be so tight that you ge rug burn from taking your pants off too fast lmao.

Question of the day.

Q: Why do men still respect the guy who fuck the hoe,but have no respect for the hoe who fucked the guys?

Maxx: That's a good one, and happends a little bit too often. If you know that the person you are having sex with is a hoe, that makes you just as much a hoe as them in my eyes. As for why men respect or give props to other men who "take down" a hoe is something I don't understand. I think its because a guy is looked at as "cool" depending on the amount of girls he has sex with,hoes or not. If a guy has sex w|3 girls in a week he's like a champ and has a pizza party for it lol. Guys start looking up to you. A female can do the same thing and everyone is like "Shes nasty, she has no self-respect, I seen her on BET uncut lol." A girl is considered a slut if she's having plenty of sexual encounters. Maybe because a lady's vigina will get loose plays a part in it. A guy can be a hoe and you won't see any lose skin on the private part lol. Nobody wants a pussy that looks like a popped balloon, and noone wants a dick that has to retire before your 30 lol. So stop being a hoe, start charging :) lol jp. Have some pride.

Are you fur'real?

Just a brief thought on these fur boots I've been seeing lately. I think it is the uggggliest trend ever! There is nothing sexy about a girl that looks like she stole the Charmin bears legs and wore em out =/ . Yeah, maybe they are warm, but so are the ones w|the fur on the inside. And if the fur isn't enough, they always wear them w|a matching fur vest ='( , makes my heart hurt. So the nxt time your in the store and you see the fur outfit, leave it, call PETA, and exit plz.

Weave all seen em'

Now... for thoes who know me, know how I talk about girls w|weaves. Not that there's anything bad about them, but for the most part, a majority of the ones I see are horrible. The girls w|the most ragedy weaves are always the ones talking shit about other peoples hair are really trying to get people to notice theirs. Why? I have no clue. If you have a nice weave, il compliment you, but if yer weave looks like you clean your car w| it -__- I will say something lol Your weave should NOT:

1) look real stiff, like its flexing (looking all angry)

2) make sound when you move, like you're opening a bag of chips

3) smell (any hair, real/fake/imaginary lol

4) look like you've had it since Michael Jordan retired =

5) still have a tag on it (3 of $1

6) make you look like you've been doing headstands on it since 3am

7) look like it was done in prison during a riot =/