Monday, March 1, 2010

Weave all seen em'

Now... for thoes who know me, know how I talk about girls w|weaves. Not that there's anything bad about them, but for the most part, a majority of the ones I see are horrible. The girls w|the most ragedy weaves are always the ones talking shit about other peoples hair are really trying to get people to notice theirs. Why? I have no clue. If you have a nice weave, il compliment you, but if yer weave looks like you clean your car w| it -__- I will say something lol Your weave should NOT:

1) look real stiff, like its flexing (looking all angry)

2) make sound when you move, like you're opening a bag of chips

3) smell (any hair, real/fake/imaginary lol

4) look like you've had it since Michael Jordan retired =

5) still have a tag on it (3 of $1

6) make you look like you've been doing headstands on it since 3am

7) look like it was done in prison during a riot =/

7 comments:

  1. tahahh' i love it .* [: its so truee .

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  2. ahahha lmao . yerr soo funny . i love it =)

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  3. lol ;
    yo mean ass .
    number 7 had me ROLLIN !! bahahaha .

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  4. ahahahahaha funny af;; smh @ me keep commentin;; too funny

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  5. LMAO.
    Love the catchyy title. Nice :]]

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  6. LMAO , so i cant stop re-reading this its funny and couldnt be more true.

    -i tell all the homegirls w|weaves to read (:

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  7. i got naturally long hair... but ima get a weave to see wat its like lmao.. buttt mine will be cute.. not all nappy and like my friend dyiesha says "crenshaw weaves" lmao. ima get a "hollywood weave"

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