Friday, March 5, 2010

Cute picture scandal

Okay, this has really been bugging me; Ugly girls that make themselves look wayyyy better than they actually are. There's nothing wrong with making your pics look a little better, but when you go from looking like Harriet Tubman to Meagan Good, there's a problem. If your ugly, be proud and ugly. When I run into these scam artists I ask for an un-edited picture, and most of the time they look like fruit bats. This picture scandal dates all the way back to the myspace era lol. If you have myspace experience than you can't spot em out. They'll usually have the following:

1.) extreme flash (like they're at a light bulb convention)

2.) An extra small picture (when you see the full pic you get hickups =/ )

3.) The blur effect, which is dumb, you juss look like an ugly girl in the fog. Doesn't help

4.) Greyscale or black&white, (sign of bad skin.)(picture may vary) lmao

5.) All types of gliter graffics and words (looking like lil waynes jewlery box )

6.) Moving objects/text on the pic "Baddest Bitch" -__- (nothing is gonna avert my eyes away from that baby dragon face)

7.) The famous "Side Shot" with just eyebrows and forehead (like okay, she got cute cheek bones -__- )

8.) Or all of their pics are from the neck up. (Prolly cause the got a hummer body =/)

All of these pictures need a caution sign. If you spot any of the following above, please close your browser before its too late! Or youre going to end up flirting with some random girl that looks like she belong in a pokeball or rachet training camp.
(aslo check out http://thekillertruth.com)

6 comments:

  1. Oh so true! Its just sad that u have to mislead ppl just be yourself!

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  2. lmao *poetry snaps*

    five stars ***** , love it

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  3. yes..yes I cant stand that..Be yourself Kandi~

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